You stink!

[fernypool]

In a nice way of course!

I know not to know perfume when meeting with a new gentleman, just incase!
I do find it hard to reReviewain Reviewom adding that little squirt of perfume when getting ready to meet a guy though.

Not so long ago, we had had a bit of fun with a new guy and when he had finished his shower (a very long one) and got dressed and he was about to leave, my hubby said goodbye and shook his hand, I went in to kiss him goodbye and he stepped back Reviewom me......

"No offence Lucy" says he "iI can not risk the wife getting a smell of you"

Ok, no problems.
Afterwards I was chatting to hubby feeling slightly strange about the rebuff at the end, and then we heard a text come in.
He said he had been caught out once by smelling of perfume and never risks it now.

Wow did I feel better.......I thought I had become a smelly cow or something!

Lucy.

 

[Ellabombella]

Even as a singly, I don't like walking around smelling of a womans perfume, a woman's odour is nice though, love driving home and still being able to smell the musk on my face

 

[gillianprowe]

Being single, its of no consequence to me.

 

[julie(:]

Many moons ago I was supposed to have gone to a works darts and dominoes night, but it was actually a blue strip show, somehow during the evening I ended up on seforum.xxxe, stripped to the waist, covered in baby oil with a naked lady sliding up and down my chest. As you can imagine I was well perfumed, when I got home about 2am my wife was still up.
" It's no use me going to bed before you, I can never get to sleep and you always wake me up, blah, blah blah etc"

I went inside and before she could greet me, I rushed upstairs shouting, "God that place was absolutely thick with fag smoke, I'll have to have a shower I absolutely stink of it. Close call but got away with it. Hid my oily shirt at the back of the wardrobe until the smell wore off.

WG's definitely shouldn't wear perfume.

 

[Jim W]

The problem is that the wearer of the perfume or aftershave can't smell it on themselves so that's why they put so much on

 

[King Crimson]

I love perfume on a women providing its where I am not going to lick it off, the more overpowering the better in fact. I only punt on days where I know I can go home to an empty house, shower and check for potential problems. Trouble is I forget to mention this so usually find a very tactfully scented, if at all, lady. No problem though as you all smell nice anyway.

 

[MissWeirdo]

If you are talking about nearly getting caught out, one time near christmas a few years ago I want to a particular parlour. After the punt, they gave me a bag of sweets nicley wrapped up, I thought I'd give them to my kids.

Good job I checked inside first, as there was a business card for the parlour inside!!!

Would have had a tough job explaining that one to the missus.

 

[:))]

The way you could of got out of it was they were being handed out at the tube/train station and you just thought they were sweets