TOFTT in campbell river ( I hate this town)

[xSoni]

SO , I see an ad for Avalon european massage and figger it's gonna be a r & t, so i think to myself why not?
So I call the number and leave a message, I get return call within 20 minutes, and we set a time. I get directions and drive up. Nice house , I knock on the door and she answers...........Well she is 55 - 60 , looks would rate a 5 ( generous as I imagine what was 30 years ago ) but I think to myself let's go for it WTF. WQe get to the nice daark warm room and she seats me in a chair. WOW, nice chair , has multl speed vibrators and massagers built in , not a cheap chair either. After 10 minuters she comes back and offers the full erotic massage or the regular one. I say let's do the full meal deal today. She tells me she can not quote a price but will ask me what I would like to offer, Long story short it is one brown. I am now naked on the table, she starts this ....massage? Well more like a soft rub down with scented oil. Did nothing for any knot I may have had...but I digress as I am not really there for a real massage. After 20 min she tells me how hot she isa and neds to take off her shirt, nmow with her age and all things considered I am expecting gofor tits. ( take off her bra and they gofor the floor) however they were not bad all things considered. So now I get deluged in oil, all over my ass , and she starts playin with the boys from behind making sure she brushes up against the choclate rosebud. So now she turns me around and proceeds to whip out the "toy" as she starts tugging on my love muscle she is playing down ..wellyou know ... there, withthis toy . I am kind of on the fence withit but fuck man I am there ya know so let's just see how it goes
, So before too much longer I have a dildo in my ass tits wrapped around my cock . However , I did have a pretty amazing releqase I must say.
However overall , I took one here for the boys, Wil I go back? Naw , it's not my cup of tea . She is truly a nice woman, respectfull , not rushed , I mean i was there for the whole hour. Massage skills are poor at best, at one point she was massaging the back of my arms and had I been sleeping I would have thought it was my damn cat kneading at me through the blankets. The toy intrigued me though.... Now I figger I am pretty much the epitomy of a heterosexual male , but i would be inclined to try out the prostrate exam again, just maybe not with her.
service 6 - 7
looks 5 was probably a 7 or 8 30 years ago
attitude 8 seems to like what she does , professional , everbody should try out the chair as it is da bomb.
Welcome to Campbell River.

 

[Micol]

ROTFLMAO

Sorry man but that's funny shit!

Better luck next time! WS.

 

[Pompal 09.]

When you're up that way, call Mandy. Great attitude and not nearly as old, mature but in her 40's. 250 202 1048

 

[phantomcat135]

is here in Victoria as we speak. VERY openminded lady.

 

[Dotbo1978]

Yes, Mandy is the best around here, but rarely here these days; too popular in vic and van! But, if you do get a date King, she would love to use her strapon on your prostate and she really likes greek! Good luck!

 

[Harlos]

Tawny's got something similar available. She even offered to take it easy on me, knowing that I'm a "virgin" in that respect...but call me old-fashioned, I just can't warm to the idea of being the fuck-ee instead of the fuck-er.

I just don't think there's enough lube at London Drugs to change my mind either..

M1A and (the original) Roxy got right nasty with one of those things in
the SU summer cruise video here too...

http://www.youporn.com/watch/88225

 

[vodafonewtf]

Who said lube was to be used on you, lol!! Better to watch Mandy do another girl, because its pretty big.You may require stitches and have a good story for emerg dept.

 

[Seafoam Green]

I saw that avalon lady too. I wouldn't go back. She gets you all oiled up in some scented oil, and then doesn't let you have a shower. I wasn't on my way home, so i was pizzed that I had to leave smelling like whatever it was.
But yeah for a 55ish y/o not bad tits.