My Most Excellent Adventure in Honeyland

[Iyan]

After reading positive reviews of Honey at BBC, we corresponded via PM a couple of times. I mentioned that I would love to meet her - despite this threat, she seemed willing as well, so I decided that today was the day.

I had not been to visit Krista's establishment since it was at the old A&E location, as the new BBC is not exactly in my line of travel. But hey, it seemed like Honey might be worth the trip. So, tonsorially trimmed and quickly Q-tipped, off I went to West Broadway. Spotted BBC easily, on the other side of the road, and whisked around back to find the parking-lane entrance. Unable to confidently find said entrance, I ended up in the local IGA parking lot. Carefully parking under the sign that warned me not to park-n-leave the lot, I parked. And left.

The very picture of nonchalance, I waltzed down the street trying to do my usuall scan for anything remotely out of place. Hopping confidently up the stairs in front of BBC, with my peripheral vision having already captured the BBC sign, I strode to the door in front of me with the "open" sign, and went in. My first thought was... "Odd, having a MP done up in front like a sewing alteration place". My second thought was... "You PUTZ! This IS a sewing alteration place" . I had passed by the BBC door completely, and an Asian couple were now staring at me. The woman, with a knowing smile, asked "Got the wrong door?". The man (husband?) glared at me as if to say "You bastard, I've got the wrong door too." Backpedalling as quickly as I could, I exited and happily skulked through the correct door.

I had not phoned ahead, but the stars had aligned and Honey was there and available. I was shown to a small room, with an even smaller massage table, and after a moment in walked Honey. Oh Yeah, Baby! She greeted me with a nice hug, I introduced myself, and shortly we were enjoying each other's company. To me, she has the perfect body with lovely munchable breasts and a bottom to die for. She had to be a gymnast to negotiate the small table, during the course of which she managed to present all of her, um, assets for inspection. I gladly took on the task and inspected to my heart's content.

For all of you perverted eforum.xxxarians who want more details, search for other reviews. I'll just say that everything that pleases me, I got. We enjoyed good conversation and even had orgasms of laughter (not to mention the other kind) My only complaint - Krista, dump those tables!

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[Martika39]

Thanks Sir W,

Good story and review. I too have often thought it would be great if they could get rid of those tables but I guess they have to keep up appearances and big red heart shaped beds may be a bit obvious.

 

[Season Rain]

Exactly the point. Since BBC is a classed as a Massage Parlour, if LE decides to do its best storm tropper impression, the place has to look like a massage parlour in order to avoid being shut down for being a brothel. Beds = brothel. Tables = massage parlour.

My idea would be to install a false floor with a massage table on one side and a bed on the other. A hidden button in the wall would flip the floor, with the appropriate furniture produced at the appropriate time. Massage table most of the time, then hit the button, rotate the floor and a bed appears for the clients and SPs to enjoy. Okay, cutting large holes in the floor, securing beds and tables to different sides of the floor and installing the sort of electro-mechanical system to make this work might cost a few dollars, but it would be worth it in the long run.

I think this is a good idea, Krista. Give it some thought.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hey AM,

Just go over to the bookcase and remove the copy of "Lady Chatterly's Lover" and put it back. The whole bookcase opens up and reveals a big heart shaped bed and matching whirlpool. I am surprised you didn't know about it being a regular.

 

[docterlow]

Well, thanks for the info, richmann. I guess I need to have a long talk with dear old Krista about withholding this sort of info from me. I might need to take my business elsewhere.

p.s. If you are reading this Krista, I'm just kidding. You own the only MP for me, darling.

 

[M T]

I know - a Murphy Bed! Looks like a bookcase up against the wall, but pulls down as a bed. It's true - the office is on 192 St. in Surrey!

I guess the tables might be there to keep up appearances, yet Lotus in Burnaby doesn't have a table in the place - all beds and futons - and they seem to have no problem

Will

 

[Carton Size]

Hi Sir William,

Firstly, thank you for the great review (blushing here)..Very generous. Thank you...Muah!

As for Murphy Beds..hmm, I can just see it...there would be a mechanical failure and the beds wouldn't stay in place, falling free from the wall, and onto an unsuspecting SP's head...I don't think we have workman's compensation for work related accidents...

And, for the record, the tables ARE stable...I have never experienced an unsTable situation @ BBC... The platform stilettos that I wear, however...Sheesh! There's a twisted ankle in my future if I am not careful...

Yours,

Honey xxoo

 

[Joe N]

well guys....
I will change the tables for you. I am slowly improving the whole place..... dont worry it will be better soon! We are thinking of taking over the sewing place next door after their lease is up. It would give us a couple more rooms and more space!!

Take care- see you all soon!!
-krista

 

[Twiggy]

how do you sanitize a fabric bed properly? You don't..yuk. proper vinyl tables can be spray disinfected very easily between uses. I guess you could use pee sheets or buy rubber hospital beds

To cover a futon would be very expensive, tables aren't cheap to recover every time a stilleto goes through it either.

just sayin..

 

[walt17jr]

Dulcinea

People hate the tables thats the whole point if you have unhappy people with god awful tables the busness will suffer and lose money They have to make it Customer friendly and so there happy aswell.

I'm sure krista knows that aswell and as she said she is going to fix that.


Jay

 

[Aviram]

you can buy really big tables, built for two. Or you can make your own out of ordinary lumber, buy the vinyl and foam and staple a pretty skirt around it and use underneath for linen storage. They don't have to be the folding, portable cheapo rickety kind.

Sorry, but ordinary beds in busy studios get really gross, really fast.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I remember two places from about 4-5 years ago that had both massage tables and beds/futons in all the rooms. One was Venus and the other was Iris. Iris was where I first met Cherry, who was going by another name at that time.

SL is not bad as all the rooms I have seen had at least a large overstuffed chair as well as the table.

And, every room I can remember at 475 E. broadway has a large overstuffed couch. And, many of the rooms are huge. Lots of wasted space there.

I am certain there are others I have not seen. Anything is more comfortable than a massage table. And, usually quieter. I have been in some TAMP's in SF where the table squeaks every time you move. Lucky these places are only R & T.

Then, there are the Micro's. Never seen a massage table in one of them, eh?

 

[Sherry]

i can see it now.

workmans comp guy: "ahem, miss.....honey is it? what were you doing at the time of the "accident"?

Honey: "well, i was just coming off this great handstand move i do when my ankle twisted because of the stilettos i was wearing."

workmans comp guy: "you were wearing stilettos while doing a handstand?!?!"

 

[Komkommer]

workmans comp guy: "would you care to SHOW me the move you were making when the injury occurred ?"

The Rookie

 

[Shenanigans]

If the establishment is licenced for Body Rub, then there are rules.

 

[Marc C]

As opposed to licensed for ...... ?

 

[Farwood]

lick'er license

 

[katie l]

Krista,
Thanks for responding to this thread. Its really nice to see how customer oriented you are as a business owner. Its a lesson that many others in this business have yet to learn. Keep up the good work. We look forward to seeing the improvements at BBC as it starts to take on more of your personality.

Oh yeah, thanks for hiring such great talent. You have some great girls in your place. BBC is not only the sexiest place in town, it is also the place where I have the most fun. For the most part, your girls seem to have fun and that is obvious to customers.

God, I feel like such a shill sometimes when I post about BBC. I promise, I am not. But I have been pooning for a while now and I think its important to point out those independent SPs and MPs that do things right. Krista and the BBC girls do things right!

 

[meshmesh]

I don't mind the tables. How else are the women going to hone their balance and contortion?

 

[Winter Glory]

Your sooo sweet!!!!!!! I just finished the reception area- that big old desk had to go!!!!!!!! And now there is a little waiting room...

Now I will start working on the tables and the other bathroom, because we could use the other shower.

take care!

-krista