MPAs - preference on how we wait?

[Victoriaaa.]

Question for the MPA ladies here - do you have any preference on how we wait for you after we shower? Just curious as to whether you prefer one over the other...standing? sitting on the table? lieing down? towel on?

 

[Atherfool]

Great question. MPASquared ??????

 

[Aamir Zaka Buttar]

The fact that your waiting, paying a visit to our establishment,
keeping the "business" in business, is what were grateful for!

 

[Todd ex-atheist]

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[Becca :]]]

When I have one of those adventurous MPAs then I know I can start a session off from the couch/chair (towel on, of course).
Only once have I started with the towel off and my butt in the air, and I got a great laugh from my regular. After I did it, I thought it was quite rude though but she usually just takes it off for me right at the beginning of the session anyways.

 

[Gmoney1000]

me too only i sit on the table.

 

[technicolourlassie]

To be honest, I dont care how or where you are when we start! The towel on the butt or underware on will throw a newbie for a loop, but Im neither here nor there about ur pre session posing

HOWEVER!!!...it brings to mind a story!

I have one regular that is a sweet wonderful older gentleman, and the sessions themselves run smooth as butter....BUT.....I DREAD the first 5 mins of this guy! His MO when I first walk in is the most irritating thing!! (lucky he isnt a massageplanet.netite so I can tell this story)

I freshen up and walk to my door where he waits...I tap on the door and enter...I can barely get the door open enough to walk in because he is standng right at the door waiting for me! So I laugh a bit and ask him to move back so I can walk freely in...he moves 2 inches. Within a 1/2 second his arms are out in a full on bearhug that I swear is gonna crack a rib one day!! So after an overly long hug (like really really long) I try to pull away and get all 'ok get up on the table so we can start' but nooooo....he leeches onto me and literally wont let go. Starts pulling at my clothes in the most un-fun way, so I know he wants them off. Ok, deep breath, he means well....so as I try to accomidate and disrobe, OMFG the man wont let go of my arm/boob/hips!!! DUDE I cant properly get nekkid wiht you hanging on for dear life!! What?! Am I gonna run away? If you dont have a hand on me at all times are you gonna lose me? In a room full of TWO people??!!

So the session strangely turns normal after that.....BUT it starts all over again at the end....hanging onto my arm/hand as I head for the shower...HAS to hang on to a body part as I try to towel off and get dressed. Like a child afraid to let go of his mother!!!

Goodness...way to turn a decent guy into a pain in my arm/boob/hip/hand!! LOL


So, massageplanet.netites...DONT BE A LEECH!

 

[Exilis]

Is he the same guy from your Christmas story?

 

[Doctrine Man]

If there is any kind of cupboard in the room I try to squeeze into it. Then I stick my penis out the cupboard door. (if you try this make sure you use something to block the door because you don't want a startled MPA to slam it on you.)
When the MPA walks in I will say in a high pitched voice, "Yoo Hoo, Yoo Hoo, I see you!"
I find this is a great icebreaker and always makes the MPA comfortable with me. Quite often the MPA will ask me to get back in the cupboard and do it again so she can call the other ladies in to see.

 

[Steven C]

PureJoker......LOL he's not the first nor the last....some are very clingy.

skypilot....love the gloryhole shocker!!! thats hilarious! i would show the other girls 100%

 

[LadySupport]

When I started if I wasn't buck nekkid when she walked in I was facing a nervous MPA and a lot of cop questions. Since then, birthday suit all the way, always lying down. Does it change the flow of your sessions to be sitting up, or in the chair when the attendent comes in?

 

[Jr. is angry]

It can.

I think it is better to start a session face to face rather than her looking at my ass.

 

[Kiya*~]

depends whats cuter! LMFAO

 

[johnjp10]

You can kiss my ass anytime. ROTFLMFAO.

P.S. Did I make you blush?

 

[Ho0tnehh]

BLUSH???? hahahaha!

bend over!

 

[antonio d]

Then I've been doing this correctly by laying face down.

 

[NeoNerd]

Now, now, don't tease.