Kali Howells @ Candy Planet

[Taylor S]

I am tardy on this one. I have been wanting to see Kali since long long ago. After reading all these great reviews, I had high expectations. I was afraid of disappointment. I went to Candy Spa where I was greeted by Selena. Oh! Selena is the receptionist.

you might enjoy this in the background while reading (I tried to find better music background...this will just do the job)[youtube]Kudtm0vBu5I[/youtube]This is one of the hardest reviews. If I say anything it will be an under-statement and I won't do her justice. Then, what to write about?! I thought of cheating and copying the best parts from others' great reviews then after reading the reviews I am still lost . I waited for the mothership call.

The Mothership

The story starts a bit before the mothership. I was not completely ready financially to see anyone. I was in the neighborhood and decided let me see the girls maybe I can get a quicky to keep the little guy happy. Selena showed me in. I was told Kali is in her way and Holly is busy. I was about to leave (heard the door ring) then was told Kali just arrived. That's when I saw the stars. Kali "Are you from planet earth?" Are these eyes? Is this a nose? Is that a mouth...? She was in and from a different planet (in a good way) with a bubbly personality. Are you visiting from a different planet? The stars were aligned. I was charmed. I had to stay for more than expected.

The Beam Up

I ran out jumping on the stars...I am back with more gifts,... felt someone is walking through the door. My heart started beating faster. I ran faster and said I'm here to see Kali "sorta I was here first.". The mothership beamed me back with Kali's smile and took me in the big mothership with the round bed.

Mothership Computers

Since I ran out of words. I'll let the higly humane computer to help me out. The mothership computers says the pictures are good representation of Kali Howells"Is that it? Really, is that the best you can do what a computer.
No, the pictures did not reflect her personality. The computer is overwhelmed and can not really process this kind of information. Even the computer is stuttered.

How about the friendly nature? The computer confirmed this with a small search. Again, the computer can only process somethings. However, it can not reflect emotions, feelings and things that can not be quantified. It would take days, years,...to just talk to this female friendly that's called Kali Howells.

From computers to the experience:

I tried to optimize my time and limited budget to the physics of the meeting. The chemistry was unbelievable....It's in a different time, space and dimesnsion...we were so sure that will lose track of time...
We did not know where-how to start, we had lots to say, feel,... and do. Should we start with a friendly massage, hugs, kisses,...I have to re-activate the language processor. French language is often used smoothly in the background. French was very tasty and a rewarding ingredient that was part of all the activities.

There was no specific sequence. The chemistry was high. The activities were smooth. If I look at any of Kali's features (eyes, nose, mouth, face, boobs, ....) the whole Kali ... I can not stop but say "you have a beautiful...I love your ....I love the whole Kali.

It's amazing this female (called Kali) from outer space with such an incredible humble attitude. An excellent experience from outerspace: I could hear her thoughts in my mind, I would hold her and I would feel how she wants me to touch her, I still breath her and taste her in my blood... it's like we were flying in space...do not remember when, how, where it all started or ended, lost track of activities sequence... and time. I was rewarded with every move with a sexy kiss , hug , move, touch,... She placed and spaced her sexy gestures passionately.

A Picture is worth a 1000 words. The computer proposed these for representation purposes.


They had to remind us that our first session time is up. (to be continued...)


Resumed (Cont. ...)
We were smart enough to know in advance we might need a second session. We are in the middle of the penetrating fun. However a break was needed.




The humane computer physcial sensors:
Touch: soft,... wetty, depends where you touch
Smell: so good that I did not wash my clothes
Taste: strawberry, honey,...depends where... in general delicious
Looks: ...discussed before
Sounds: sexy soft with a very nice genuine one at climax
Other senses ... human words fail to describe (It's an experience from outer space)
It all lingers inside me.
Oh oh Oh! Though we had our climax together. We were in a different time-space dimension. Our human words fail to describe.

Experience References:
http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?p=279527#post279527
http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?p=281042#post281042
These were few dimensions of the many dimensions the experience had.

 

[MilitaryPolicemen]

Nice review Dr_X! You're a spaceship superstar! Kali seems like a special lady....does she do anal probing?

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[Olivia]

WOW nice review bud, one of the girl i want to see to but running low on the budget

 

[Christina d]

Love the GIFs. Especially the one with the chick Bangin the Brother with a Smoke in her hand.

 

[ican2bpicky]

Thanks for the review Dr. X! Kali is rapidly becoming the "must see" girl in Edmonton, let alone other galaxies!

 

[Sybil]

Thanks HB, I do not know about probing... I really lived the experience...It was like we heard each other thoughts, I would hold her and I would feel how she wants me to touch her, do not even remember directing her

BTW, It took me few hours trying to figure the best suitable music. I thought of:
Bryan Adams "to really love a woman hear every thought, see every dream...when you find yourself helpless in her arms...she is really wanted"
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Straight to number one touch and go
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Beautiful Akon "You are so beautiful...you are so dam...you are outta of this world..."
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I had same issues...

It took me few hours to find the most suitable gif animations. I was looking for brunettes, spinner body, same positions, same techniques,....


I conceived the idea of outerspace:
- when I ran out of words...
- the telepathy that dominated the experience..from the simplist form of finishing each other sentence to a rewarding kiss, hug,...
- Maybe she is visiting earth
- many other reasons

 

[Liz]

Thank you Dr. X for your amazing review. Pictures worth a thousand words especially with your motion pictures.

I do like the chick holding her cigarette while banging away.

 

[pikko]

Dr. X. Thanks. Your review style is awesome. And as others have said, the chick with the cig is f*#king hot!

 

[Raga]

I like that picture. It reminds me of lovely Kali without the cig.


Kali was way better.

I am glade. You liked and enjoyed it. Thanks all for your thoughtfulness, it keeps me going on

 

[Lesley]

I love this

 

[x Fireheart<3 Mackenzie C]

Me too

 

[delouse]

Thanks for the great review Dr X. Just the thought of a couple of hours with Miss Kali is making me home sick.

 

[J.SWAMY I]

I have relocated to Jaileys Health Studio 5411 Gateway Blvd however... selena (the sexy receptionist) still remains at Candy Spa

 

[David V]

You are most welcome

Kali, Looking forward to seeing you again. Is Selena still a receptionist? or She has decided to join in the fun after my words, (maybe hearing, seeing how much fun we had ... )
Kali is still on our earth in Jaileys.

 

[jonasgroupie313]

im still here and waiting for you to come see me again Everyone tells me that your review was awesome.

 

[Fingertoes]

These humans. I heard some human tried to teach you the asian language of cow girl . As Italians say Forget about it . The experience was better than this awesome review. You have to beam up Kali...all I can do is just be in a pre-agreed time-space.

 

[tatiana ooh ahh]

Kali is as beautiful as usual. I went to Jailey's today. I was not beamed up . She met me and told me she will have an appointment in few minutes.
I wonder who is that lucky?
I still got lucky though (later)