I love rimming women!!!!

[Danika]

There, I've said it! The skeleton is out of my closet and dancing merrily as I compose.

Yes, I am an aficianado of this gentle, yet manliest of pastimes. And I have in my possession a small, yet succint, list of MPA 's who go absoloutly Nova when Mr. Tongue does his bad Boy thing.

And if you, dear reader, have a similar such motley list that you would like to share, then wouldn't the world be a better place? We should share this list via PM though, considering the, uhmm, delicate nature of the subject.

And yes, all rimming/kissing jokes are welcome, especially if they are actually amusing.

And it occurs to me, suddenly, that my massageplanet.net identity may become synonyms with rimming as in:

Client: Did you you enjoy your Duckworth, my dear?

MPA: Why, yes , indeed I did, young man. Please use your tongue to make the world a better and safe place!

I am going Albotross spotting this week and may not be able to ge back to you 'till friday, and if you don't hear from me after that, consider me lost in the High Sierras.

A good day to you all.

 

[grace]

I think more people like this than they admit.

I don't think it's wierd to enjoy rimming women. All of the women I have done it to enjoy it very much.

Going Albatross spotting, now that's a bit freaky.

 

[Eat Beef!]

I love rimming women too...but not women from the for hire scene

 

[Kayrea]

As long as you dont mind a spicy dish once in a while its well worth the trip down the spine to the brown eye.
However, i find that in order to receive this special attention you need to reciprocate first and even then it depends on the chemistry and how one presents there desire to have their salad tossed.

 

[XMS]

Ah yes, licking the old Hershey Highway! Like it or not, give it or take it, I think 3wheeler has the right idea though.

 

[jean t]

LOL, great post Duckworth.

I'd never rim pay for play ladies.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I admit it i love rimming to.

 

[Lucylu]

Nothing freaky about about Albatross hunting, it's boring actually. Now rimming an Albatross, that's freaky!

 

[Hawkeye Pierce]

Have fun guys. The thought of me eating feces or eating the hole feces comes from, especially after the smell that I make while taking a dump, just turns my stomach.

 

[wakeuphappy]

I would rather have a woman rim me, but it is still very erotic to rim a beautiful lady. Not too many mpas seem into it though.

 

[Melissa J]

I can't help but think of Monty Python's "Albatross Sketch" in regards to this conversation. So tell me, Duckworth, what flavour is it and does it come with wafers? The albatross, that is, not the rim job...(I know what THAT tastes like and I rather enjoy providing that to the ladies myself!)

 

[Alihaa]

Originally posted by BeaverCleaver
I can't help but think of Monty Python's "Albatross Sketch" in regards to this conversation. So tell me, Duckworth, what flavour is it and does it come with wafers?

I like mine with a twist of Lemming. Python fans on massageplanet.net? Who'd a thunk it!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Me too, come to think of it.

 

[Snowy Betty]

Imagine a girl with a tongue long enough to actually give a prostate massage with it!

 

[Kaz]

Yes it can be nice, but I, like 3wheeler, reserve this for the not for hire group.

Bacillary dysentery, Amoebic dysentery, not to mention HEPATITIS A !!!! http://www.health.vic.gov.au/ideas/diseases/hepa.htm

Stay clean folks.

 

[Doodlestuff]

I do enjoy rimming women but am very selective of who I want to do it with. It is a comfort level of both and definately a cleanliness issue before during and after ... remember clean the spot before and after and make sure you give your mouth a rinse afterwards.

VBB

 

[Gustavo]

Anything that warrants a "post" rinse of the mouth? What does that tell ya?

 

[kitty]

Originally posted by duckworth


It's bloody albatross flavor! Bleedin' seabird, bleedin' flavor! Albatross!

Of course you don't get fucking wafers with it, you ****! It's a fucking albatross!

Just had to add my $0.02...

One of the best All Round Comedy Sketches of all time...

 

[HotZone]

Hear Hear !!!

Guys who haven't tried giving a rimjob don't know what they're missing...

I've only done it with a couple of special girls but the response has been very positive...

Hell, their own boyfriends hadn't done it for them, which to me is very sad...

 

[kristinhah]

Some good positions for rimming:

http://www.toss-my-salad.com/positions.shtml