Bad Bad Micro

[Pompal 09.]

No point in giving the contact info as it would be pointless to see anyone there. Went to my first micro. Ads in GS say near Oak and 49th. Nobody spoke English (took 5 minutes on the phone just to get the street and numbers right). Only one girl available and she was hideous - homely, fat, older, no expression. I immediately said no and went to leave, but the girl looked so sad I felt sorry for her. I agreed for a reduced rate ($50) and was just going to give her the money and go, but she started to undress and for some unknown reason I got a hard on. She put on a hat and did a half hearted bj. I moved to doggy and finished as quickly as possible and left. Total elapsed - 20 mins. She had bad breath even though she just brushed her teeth. Amazed myself by getting and keeping wood under the circumstances. Never again. No more micros for me - EVER.

 

[TacoMan]

CT,

Sorry to hear about the bad experience but I believe that SFMIKE posted a thread on this "bad bad micro" about 8 months ago. From what I remember of the thread, the place used to be Connie/ Lily's place near Oak & 49th Ave. It was kind of funny because SFMIKE said that although he never went in, he was clearly shaken.....

Cheers, Expo

 

[themr.joeperry]

Thanks for posting this.... it's in my stay far far away list.

 

[ILuvAnimals]

Would the phone# be something like ....861-5755?
If so, then it has been reviewed before.

 

[Tom Graphics]

You have one hell of a good memory, but only my bad experiences. LOL.

Yes, I did go there, and I did enter, but managed to escape the fate that was behind those bedroom doors.


http://eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=36867&highlight=49th


Cock Throppled:

I am truly sorry about your terrible experience, but with all your posts you should have done some research. I have been to about 15 micros in Vancouver and never seen one nearly as bad as the one you experienced.
This place should be classified as in a "league of its own". If my memory is correct, when I started that thread I seriously considered putting it in the Neighborhood Watch section.

But, do not give up on Micros. There are still many out there and none will compare to your experience. I am sure there are at least 100 members who will back me up on this. Anybody?

On the bright side, and there is always is a bright side, if you were able to get it up with this SP you have a great future with Sp's in other Micros.

 

[manutd_4_life]

As posted by SFMIKE,



Always the diplomat and gentleman.......................LOL

 

[Jenny K]

Hmmm... When I first saw the title I thought Bad Bad was the name of the SP at the micro

 

[P4wn4g3]

Sorry, my bad...

 

[Wisen Smart]

Trust me when I say my experience was even worse than I wrote. I am still having nightmares. I put it down to temporary insanity. Was without resources when the urge struck and instead of going somewhere reputable decided to make a cold call from the GS and picked the worst of the lot. That's why I don't buy lottery tickets.

 

[The Jazz Computer Guy]

50 bucks, man not really worth it. Now you are getting nightmares. If I were you, maybe 20 dollars, and ask her to buy better toothpaste.

just my 2cents

 

[alllllly]

Sorry to hear you had such bad experience. My limited (and I mean limited) experience with indies, micros and MPs taught me it's better to spend a little at a reputable place (even 1/2 hr) than a full hr or more at some hellhole.

Wish you better luck next time.

 

[Ryce :)]

totllay agree

 

[Lacus]

Great read CT, lol...and I thought I had it bad with the chick wearing the girdle, she'd be a keeper next to your babe, lol.

Too funny man, thanks for sharing...sorta.