Nothing But The Truth (Semi-legit only)

[Hornet]

I went there about 5-6 years ago twice and massage was non-existent. It was similar to full service spa. Maybe it changed. I'm tempted to go try out again with Selena for the Dragon Tendon massage though.

Cindy’s massage is average but she’s the prettiest. Some girls give a good massage but most give a good BS (no more).

 

[Gamma]

Below are all personal experiences for the past 10+ years. Will add more as I remember.

CLEANEST SPAS
Just Relax

PRETTIEST ATTENDANTS:
Baby @ Best U
Christina @ E&M
Yin @ East Beaver

SWEETEST VOICE
Selena @ Just Relax

BEST SMILE
Michelle/Happy/Cici/Fast

TRUSTABLE PROMOTERS:
OG_funguy (All the time)
Krayjee (Almost all the time)

BEST BREASTS
Elina/Sarah/Fera
Hannah @ Reinella

BEST MASSAGE
Coco @ Just Relax
Nancy @ Just Relax
Michelle @ E&M (retired)
Jenny @ E&M (retired)

BEST OVERALL
Michelle/Happy/Cici/Fast

BEST OPEN-MINDED SERVICE
Jenny @ Reinella
Michelle @ I&U
Christine @ I&U
Coco @ E&M ()
Coco @ Lavender ()

BEST HJ
Kiki @ I&U

BEST BODYSLIDE
Kimmie @ I&U

CUTEST RECEPTION
Forgot her name. I think she told me her name is Hannah. 5ft tall, slim, & very enthusiastic.

BEST RECEPTION
Forgot her name also. She's at Just Relax most of the time. Very organized.

BEST ATMOSPHERE
Lavender

WORST ATMOSPHERE
Reinella at Woodbridge

GFE
Michelle/Cici/Happy/Fast
Elina/Sarah/Fera
Coco @ Just Relax
Jenny @ Reinella
Kimmie @ I&U
Kiki @ I&U

Very nice list, OG_Guy aka Tony_D

 

[superuser55]

in my 10 years of experience: Been a member for 1 month

Most trustable promoters: og and krayge(of all people)

The absolute irony of this post.

Most people on this forum would trust a random shit stain on the sidewalk over kraygee these days, be fr man

 

[OG_funguy]

Just added GFE. I'm not a butt person and my taste are tall and skinny female. Perfect example are Baby from BEST U.

Wow...Fera is listed under GFE, damn really need to see that chick soon lol

 

[Tony_D]

Wow...Fera is listed under GFE, damn really need to see that chick soon lol

You should. Once you did, let us know how it goes. You have a good reputation here.

And yes, GFE with her does leads to intimate sexual experience.

 

[Tony_D]

in my 10 years of experience: Been a member for 1 month

Most trustable promoters: og and krayge(of all people)

The absolute irony of this post.

Most people on this forum would trust a random shit stain on the sidewalk over kraygee these days, be fr man

Sorry. This is just my personal experiences only.

 

[Rusty T-Bone]

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Displaying and responding to a ridiculous private chat I received this morning.

Coco is 30 years old. Skinny, with saggy breasts and about 100 lbs. She is enthusiastic, jumpy, and loves what she's doing. My favorite moment with her is how she jumped and sit on your butt moving gently massaging you. She is one of the most detail oriented where she won't miss a spot and massage your whole body thoroughly.

I felt Coco is the best masseuse out of all of them. The only downside is her breast. I strongly felt had she have Selena's type of breasts, she no doubt will be the most popular in Just Relax.

One last note, I might mistaken the meaning of GFE. To me, GFE is a girl who you felt like your girlfriend and you chat and comfortable with. Not necessary leads to sexual experience. I'll be clear, I didn't really initiate much intimate with her mainly because I felt she have a close resemblance of my ex whom I regret letting go.

A private chat should stay private, no matter the topic nor content.

UNTRUSTWORTHY MEMBERS:
Tony_D

 

[Ambler]

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Displaying and responding to a ridiculous private chat I received this morning.

Coco is 30 years old. Skinny, with saggy breasts and about 100 lbs. She is enthusiastic, jumpy, and loves what she's doing. My favorite moment with her is how she jumped and sit on your butt moving gently massaging you. She is one of the most detail oriented where she won't miss a spot and massage your whole body thoroughly.

I felt Coco is the best masseuse out of all of them. The only downside is her breast. I strongly felt had she have Selena's type of breasts, she no doubt will be the most popular in Just Relax.

One last note, I might mistaken the meaning of GFE. To me, GFE is a girl who you felt like your girlfriend and you chat and comfortable with. Not necessary leads to sexual experience. I'll be clear, I didn't really initiate much intimate with her mainly because I felt she have a close resemblance of my ex whom I regret letting go.

You are an idiot. Your truth is your opinion. The guy sending you the message is probably her boyfriend and you posting it only causes trouble for her. TO MAKE IT CLEAR, YOU ARE CAUSING THE LADY PROBLEMS. SOME LADIES HAVE NO REVIEW POLICY, AND NOW SHE HAS TO LISTEN TO SHIT BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. You clown.

 

[Tony_D]

A private chat should stay private, no matter the topic nor content.

UNTRUSTWORTHY MEMBERS:
Tony_D

I agreed. But if the member(s) is rude and offensive, that's a different story.

I'm a very reasonable open person and I don't like secret. I'm very naive but I wish everyone can be open with honesty. Since I actively joined this forum last year, I find that alot of people here can't take criticism and not being truthful. Especially some of the promoters. They only want to hear good things about their spa they're promoting and will ban you once you tell the truth or criticized it.

 

[Tony_D]

You are an idiot. Your truth is your opinion. The guy sending you the message is probably her boyfriend and you posting it only causes trouble for her. TO MAKE IT CLEAR, YOU ARE CAUSING THE LADY PROBLEMS. SOME LADIES HAVE NO REVIEW POLICY, AND NOW SHE HAS TO LISTEN TO SHIT BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. You clown.

Ambler, this is an open forum and the review are based on my experience only. I'm not as smart as you and I don't think as deep like you. I'm a very simple minded person. If they speak nicely and politely, I will comply. Plain and simple.

Fyi, I just received a message asked nicely to remove the info. I will do so.

 

[Rusty T-Bone]

I agreed. But if the member(s) is rude and offensive, that's a different story.

I'm a very reasonable open person and I don't like secret. I'm very naive but I wish everyone can be open with honesty. Since I actively joined this forum last year, I find that alot of people here can't take criticism and not being truthful. Especially some of the promoters. They only want to hear good things about their spa they're promoting and will ban you once you tell the truth or criticized it.

“They only want to hear good things about their spa they're promoting and will ban you once you tell the truth or criticized it” this is the most accurate description I’ve ever read of Krayjee your “TRUSTABLE PROMOTER”

 

[Tony_D]

“They only want to hear good things about their spa they're promoting and will ban you once you tell the truth or criticized it” this is the most accurate description I’ve ever read of Krayjee your “TRUSTABLE PROMOTER”

I'm confused and have no clue what you meant. As I mentioned, based on my own experiences so far, KJ & OG are the one i trust and followed. I believe there are a couple more but can't remember right now.

And surely of course, you can disagreed or have your own opinion which I respect. That's it.

 

[krayjee]

Sorry. This is just my personal experiences only.

Just ignore some idiots in here. They have been struggling with KJ virus for years and still can't find the cure. Your info is very accurate, very informative and that will benefit members the most. I have seen almost all of the girls you have mentioned and they all are spot on. Some of the whiners in here are ugly as fck with shitty attitude and treat the girls like a piece of meat and they blame the reviewers as shills , not themselves. They need to have a good look at themselves in the mirror. Most of the guys who hate me are under 5' 5 " under achievers.

 

[Tony_D]

Just ignore some idiots in here. They have been struggling with KJ virus for years and still can't find the cure. I have seen almost all of the girls you have mentioned and they all are spot on. Some of the whiners in here are ugly as fck with shitty attitude and treat the girls like a piece of meat and they blame the reviewers as shills , not themselves. They need to have a good look at themselves in the mirror.

Thank you.

 

[sinistarglobal]

All drama with these posts aside, list is pretty strong. I am glad (although not glad, because she is already busy enough lol) to see Happy/Cici on this list. She is pretty close to a unicorn for me.
Gotta admit.... First learned of her from Krayjee and he was not promoting the place(s) she works.... Just saying.

 

[krayjee]

All drama with these posts aside, list is pretty strong. I am glad (although not glad, because she is already busy enough lol) to see Happy/Cici on this list. She is pretty close to a unicorn for me.
Gotta admit.... First learned of her from Krayjee and he was not promoting the place(s) she works.... Just saying.

I always share whenever I come across a gem. She really is a unicorn. A rare find. Too bad she doesn't like working in the east end.

 

[Rusty T-Bone]

All drama with these posts aside, list is pretty strong. I am glad (although not glad, because she is already busy enough lol) to see Happy/Cici on this list. She is pretty close to a unicorn for me.
Gotta admit.... First learned of her from Krayjee and he was not promoting the place(s) she works.... Just saying.

No one took issue with the list… posting a screenshot of a PM….not cool.

 

[sinistarglobal]

… posting a screenshot of a PM….not cool.

Agree with you. There were however also questions of validity of reviewer, alias etc raised...
I am Mainly highlighting cici who I see on "west" end lists but not as much elsewhere.

 

[Tony_D]

Agree with you. There were however also questions of validity of reviewer, alias etc raised...
I am Mainly highlighting cici who I see on "west" end lists but not as much elsewhere.

I admit it's not right to do so. But sometimes with the wordings they used and the constant harrassment/bullying, you have to deal with them differently and one of it is by exposing them to the public.

 

[Rusty T-Bone]

I admit it's not right to do so. But sometimes with the wordings they used and the constant harrassment/bullying, you have to deal with them differently and one of it is by exposing them to the public.

Harassment/bullying? You were asked not to post about a girl, thanked and wished a Happy New Year.