Review Summer '23 Roundup

[luvsluvsmassage]

Thought I would give a summary of my summer of massage. Considering we didn't go anywhere all summer since our big plans were a cottage on the Okanagan. How sad. So I fucked around the city instead.

1. Nanas. I visited here the most. I just always know I'll leave very happy if its Katie or Winky. Katie is a great masseuse. Winky isn't quite the same as she used to be but still a lot of fun.

1a. Lomi Lomi. Maybe I visited here the same amount as Nanas. Its a farther drive. But after discovering Sarah's bodyslide I keep going back. They keep pushing new girls on me and I refuse. I keep trying a little more with her each time. Its going really well.

2. most recently I tried this young Filipino girl. Her kijiji ad disappears really fast so this is her Locanto ad - she does it in her place, which is clean and nice though the little bedroom with her table is cramped. She does it topless, and before you get excited, because the tits are nice, she "plays for the other team" and there is zero touching allowed. Yes. It was a strange realization in the moment that those cute tits didn't want to get touched and the hand on my dick didn't really like dicks. 140/hr

3. I revisited Jessie at Rosewater after another south side opportunity fell through. Did we all know... everything ... is available??

4. I guess I missed Lara at GE while she was away so I made a point of driving southside and seeing her a few times, to see if familiarity might open things up. They kind of did. My pops are the best on her table.

5. I tried Ann at O. I'm assuming it was her. I texted once and was told they had no 'Ann'. Then I walked in and was introduced to Ann and it seemed to fit your descriptions on here. While it all seemed as you guys have reviewed, it just didn't feel like something I was coming back for.

6. I did the Chastity farewell tour. Posted about it already. And she's back advertising regularly. Too funny. As always - you can feel the potential but its all disappointing.

7. I have been to the door of Diamonds twice in the past two weeks. I wanted to see the fuss over Sasha's tits. Both times the door is locked during business hours. No response from texting. Do we think they are shut down?

8. Re-tried Citrus. Got excited by a very cute woman but forgot her name. She was very kind and warm and I thought this is going to go well. On flip she seemed scared of my hardon and finished me at arms length. So disappointing.

9. I've been trying some MPs and places again, because you don't get to 'experiment' with stuff on the rmt table. I've had some mind blowing sessions with 3 ladies at Jaileys, and one at The Manor. Just saying. Sometimes it helps.

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[massageyeg]

thank you.

 

[turts]

Awesome summary. Thanks!!

 

[Deleted member 111114]

Thanks a bunch for the reviews, very much appreciated

 

[Hotaj2]

Great recap , sounds like an awesome summer. Thanks for sharing

 

[Eastcoastdan]

A lot of great information! Thanks!

 

[OC64]

The girl with the locanto ad isn't even super attractive. Her photos look better than reality. Long droopy tits. Shaped like a long tube sock with an orange in the bottom of it. Touching was allowed but they weren't any fun to play with

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[mr s]

7. I have been to the door of Diamonds twice in the past two weeks. I wanted to see the fuss over Sasha's tits. Both times the door is locked during business hours. No response from texting. Do we think they are shut down?

I was at Diamonds a few weeks ago, and she keeps the door locked while with a client. I had an appointment booked for 4pm, but when I texted because the door was locked, she said she was 20 minutes late, and asked me to wait. I wished I hadn't waited and went to GE or somewhere else, it was not worth it.

 

[Albertaman]

The girl with the locanto ad isn't even super attractive. Her photos look better than reality. Long droopy tits. Shaped like a long tube sock with an orange in the bottom of it. Touching was allowed but they weren't any fun to play with

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Thanks for the reality check!


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[quesoblanconorte]

Thought I would give a summary of my summer of massage. Considering we didn't go anywhere all summer since our big plans were a cottage on the Okanagan. How sad. So I fucked around the city instead.

1. Nanas. I visited here the most. I just always know I'll leave very happy if its Katie or Winky. Katie is a great masseuse. Winky isn't quite the same as she used to be but still a lot of fun.

1a. Lomi Lomi. Maybe I visited here the same amount as Nanas. Its a farther drive. But after discovering Sarah's bodyslide I keep going back. They keep pushing new girls on me and I refuse. I keep trying a little more with her each time. Its going really well.

2. most recently I tried this young Filipino girl. Her kijiji ad disappears really fast so this is her Locanto ad - she does it in her place, which is clean and nice though the little bedroom with her table is cramped. She does it topless, and before you get excited, because the tits are nice, she "plays for the other team" and there is zero touching allowed. Yes. It was a strange realization in the moment that those cute tits didn't want to get touched and the hand on my dick didn't really like dicks. 140/hr

3. I revisited Jessie at Rosewater after another south side opportunity fell through. Did we all know... everything ... is available??

4. I guess I missed Lara at GE while she was away so I made a point of driving southside and seeing her a few times, to see if familiarity might open things up. They kind of did. My pops are the best on her table.

5. I tried Ann at O. I'm assuming it was her. I texted once and was told they had no 'Ann'. Then I walked in and was introduced to Ann and it seemed to fit your descriptions on here. While it all seemed as you guys have reviewed, it just didn't feel like something I was coming back for.

6. I did the Chastity farewell tour. Posted about it already. And she's back advertising regularly. Too funny. As always - you can feel the potential but its all disappointing.

7. I have been to the door of Diamonds twice in the past two weeks. I wanted to see the fuss over Sasha's tits. Both times the door is locked during business hours. No response from texting. Do we think they are shut down?

8. Re-tried Citrus. Got excited by a very cute woman but forgot her name. She was very kind and warm and I thought this is going to go well. On flip she seemed scared of my hardon and finished me at arms length. So disappointing.

9. I've been trying some MPs and places again, because you don't get to 'experiment' with stuff on the rmt table. I've had some mind blowing sessions with 3 ladies at Jaileys, and one at The Manor. Just saying. Sometimes it helps.

happy to field questions privately if you want to ask discreet questions.

Thank you for sharing so much great info!

I have only sampled some of the places you've mentioned - but where my experiences overlap with yours, I definitely agree.

It doesn't seem to matter what Citrus is called....it seems pretty unreliable as to what you're going to get when you walk through the door there. Over the years I've had one good experience, and a few mediocre ones.

 

[luvsluvsmassage]

Ok - update - call me a sucker for punishment, but I really wanted to see the girl I saw briefly at Citrus and just find out what she was about, because I thought she was really attractive. So I asked for Mary. I showed up, girl greets me who I think is Mary, so I'm happy. Get to the room, shower, lay on table, in walks someone not the girl who greeted me at front door. For real. I thought "here we go again". She says "I'm Mary, she's Cindy". Anyhow, I lie there, decide to just ride it out, see how Mary is. She's taller and heavier set but younger. Well guys, she ended up having one of the better teasing sessions I've had. Not kidding. She gets up on the table behind you, kind of like Daisy, and has a long extended sesson of rubbing your glutes and thighs and butt and taint and balls and teasing your tip. no ass play though. But it went on and on and was great. What a surprise. Now, she's all "good for you baby?" talk which I don't like, and she tried to upsell a bodyslide. But that little tease session was worth the price of admission. Sometimes you get surprised.