Question Bad gas

[snoopdoggie]

What do you guys do if you're at your appointment and you suddenly get a bad case of bad gas? Do you cancel? Apologize and still go ahead with the appointment? Excuse yourself and go outside and let it all out? Thankfully it never happened to me. But it's better to discuss this beforehand so we can be prepared.

 

[Steve416]

Lol go to the washroom and relieve yourself.

 

[xtc27]

What do you guys do if you're at your appointment and you suddenly get a bad case of bad gas? Do you cancel? Apologize and still go ahead with the appointment? Excuse yourself and go outside and let it all out? Thankfully it never happened to me. But it's better to discuss this beforehand so we can be prepared.

Visitng a spa = like going on a date,., Try 2b clean & smell nice, etc… so Id drink a ton of water & try 2 blast it out, & if that didnt work, Id reschedule.

 

[daty869]

Interesting topic and I’ve made a point of having light meals before appointments. Once only a few weeks ago I was really pinching one in during a hard back massage and almost let out a squeaker but was able to hold it in. I still remember once a few years back that I was having a really good relaxing massage and was almost asleep when I almost let one go. After that I always watch what I eat beforehand.
I’ve also encountered twice when the attendant has let one go because she was working so hard and several have passed wind during daty but that should likely be a separate tread.

 

[Deleted member 104308]

or you do not realise your gas and you get some back walking done, sploding will occur or even worse a wet fart

 

[luvdafurburger]

What do you guys do if you're at your appointment and you suddenly get a bad case of bad gas? Do you cancel? Apologize and still go ahead with the appointment? Excuse yourself and go outside and let it all out? Thankfully it never happened to me. But it's better to discuss this beforehand so we can be prepared.

The day before a session is not the best time for a heaping bowl of raisin bran, cauliflower, and steak.

 

[sy barite]

Reminds me of one of my earliest pay for play experiences. I'm 19, (yes I started that early), and I have three houses to myself for the summer as my entire family moved back to the old country for the season. I go on a date and spend the evening in a heavy makeout session, but without busting. I get home with the kind of blue balls only a teenager can experience. It was getting hard if air touched it. Go to bed, jerk off, no good, still horny. I was already hounding street chicks, and had the yellow pages (remember them?) Escort section memorized. So that's it, I call one and order up a girl to come to...my aunt's house. Don't ask, I thought it would be more discreet. She just lived around the block. I'm waiting outside my aunt's house in my fucking pj's at 2:00 a.m....pretty discreet eh? Cab pulls up and a dumpy blonde gets out. I didn't care. I paid for her cab just to rush her in, get inside, we negotiate quick about what's gonna happen and I get her down on the couch. I'm just putting it in when she lets out a long long flappy fart. Yes the kind where her ass cheeks are slapping together. She offers a half-hearted "sorry". And the violent smell wafts up to my nose. And my dick melts. For about a minute. Then she blew me and left.

 

[Distortion]

Better food choices/ diet so you never get it.

 

[xtc27]

Reminds me of one of my earliest pay for play experiences. I'm 19, (yes I started that early), and I have three houses to myself for the summer as my entire family moved back to the old country for the season. I go on a date and spend the evening in a heavy makeout session, but without busting. I get home with the kind of blue balls only a teenager can experience. It was getting hard if air touched it. Go to bed, jerk off, no good, still horny. I was already hounding street chicks, and had the yellow pages (remember them?) Escort section memorized. So that's it, I call one and order up a girl to come to...my aunt's house. Don't ask, I thought it would be more discreet. She just lived around the block. I'm waiting outside my aunt's house in my fucking pj's at 2:00 a.m....pretty discreet eh? Cab pulls up and a dumpy blonde gets out. I didn't care. I paid for her cab just to rush her in, get inside, we negotiate quick about what's gonna happen and I get her down on the couch. I'm just putting it in when she lets out a long long flappy fart. Yes the kind where her ass cheeks are slapping together. She offers a half-hearted "sorry". And the violent smell wafts up to my nose. And my dick melts. For about a minute. Then she blew me and left.

Aunt’s house = logical…

… if its yer own house, % neighbhours gonna no u… aunt’s house? Some chance they dunno…

 

[snoopdoggie]

Interesting topic and I’ve made a point of having light meals before appointments. Once only a few weeks ago I was really pinching one in during a hard back massage and almost let out a squeaker but was able to hold it in. I still remember once a few years back that I was having a really good relaxing massage and was almost asleep when I almost let one go. After that I always watch what I eat beforehand.
I’ve also encountered twice when the attendant has let one go because she was working so hard and several have passed wind during daty but that should likely be a separate tread.

That happened to me a few times when I was doing DATY. It was usually MILFs though. It's a little tougher for an older woman to control herself when she's fully relaxed. I try not to let it bother me though.

 

[snoopdoggie]

The day before a session is not the best time for a heaping bowl of raisin bran, cauliflower, and steak.

And stay away from those canned beans.
I almost forgot. Canned sardines are bad for that too. Can you imagine?

 

[snoopdoggie]

You guys have some good advice and reminders. Eat light, drink more water, stay away from certain types of vegetables temporarily.

 

[xtc27]

Visitng a spa = like going on a date,., Try 2b clean & smell nice, etc… so Id drink a ton of water & try 2 blast it out, & if that didnt work, Id reschedule.

… had 2 laff yesterday… my RMT worked down my back slowly & using lotsa pressure, squeezed a fart outta me … didnt even no I had one waiting! Anyway, not my fault… we both pretended nuthin happened…

 

[daty869]

That happened to me a few times when I was doing DATY. It was usually MILFs though. It's a little tougher for an older woman to control herself when she's fully relaxed. I try not to let it bother me though.

Agree - usually milfs, doesn’t bother me either, means that we’re doing a good job!
One lady farted twice during daty when she came both times then when it was my turn she said “ don’t cum on my mouth - ok”……

 

[daty869]

And stay away from those canned beans.
I almost forgot. Canned sardines are bad for that too. Can you imagine?

I must admit that on many occasions I have had a tuna sub after a session - my wife knows that I enjoy tuna subs so I have an explanation why my dog wants to smell my face after I get home from a massage. Eat well before,(during), and after - balanced diet is important.

 

[snoopdoggie]

I must admit that on many occasions I have had a tuna sub after a session - my wife knows that I enjoy tuna subs so I have an explanation why my dog wants to smell my face after I get home from a massage. Eat well before,(during), and after - balanced diet is important.

Thank goodness. For a minute there, I thought you were going to say that your dog can smell pussy on your mouth.

 

[daty869]

Thank goodness. For a minute there, I thought you were going to say that your dog can smell pussy on your mouth.

And so could the wife

 

[bob_loblaw]

Thank goodness. For a minute there, I thought you were going to say that your dog can smell pussy on your mouth.

Dogs have such a good sense of smell, I'd be surprised if they couldn't. My dogs love to play 'check out my crotch' whenever I get home (it's also a fun game to play before I get home )

 

[SPAfan2020]

Dogs have such a good sense of smell, I'd be surprised if they couldn't. My dogs love to play 'check out my crotch' whenever I get home (it's also a fun game to play before I get home )

How about vagina fart during FS and/or after it. ? Is vagina farting a sign of too much fucking of the MPA ( a.k.a very loose vagina)? or something else causing vagina fart? I think ( i could be wrong), the tighter MPA' vagina is less fart it creates. How frequent is vagina fart in women? common? or rare occasion?

 

[snoopdoggie]

Dogs have such a good sense of smell, I'd be surprised if they couldn't. My dogs love to play 'check out my crotch' whenever I get home (it's also a fun game to play before I get home )

You better thank your dog for not telling your wife anything. Because it knows exactly when you had pussy on your mouth and/or your dick, man.