What exactly is on the menu at a message parlor? (noob)

[eukusera]

I was thinking of http://royalspa.ca to visit. I am still a noob to this and figured the MP's would be easiest entry into the hobby. I'm looking for a girl that likes what she does and is very orgasmic.

Can someone tell me what is on the menu at these message parlors? Like what exactly is a body slide and what exactly am I allowed to do? How does this work? What should I expect?

Can someone teach me the ropes on this?

PM me if you like..

Thanks!

 

[Hello K]

A body slide is a body to body massage. The lady essentially "massages" your naked body with her naked body.
What you're allowed to do depends greatly on the lady and how you and she connect. Usually, if you are clean and behave like a gentleman, you will be well treated. If you behave like a jerk, you'll be treated accordingly.
If you're leaning towards SRM, I'd recommend Paris at SRM2. She's beautiful and is a real sweetheart. But make an appointment in advance because she tends to be quite busy.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Sorry, she retired. j/k do a search and you'll find plenty.

As for menu, don't be pushy and go with the flow. If you like, just ask her if you want to do something. Keep in mind that the menu changes. what you do in the first session (hopefully) won't be the same as in the third session.

 

[jennifer L]

since you're a noob, you don't need to play as one, like i do...if the lady ask what kind of massage, just ask her what she recommend...of course if she goes for the bslide, it's on...if she's not into you, she might just say, topless first.

 

[Gerbil Lover]

HAHA no way...if a guy says something like that, any girl would pick the top option...why? Money. (Im not saying it wont be a fabulous top option session, but at the end of the day, we all go to work to make money ) Just sayin'.....

 

[Thornita]

I don't know about "any girl". Doubt a girl would want to slide a greeby dude for a measly extra $60.

Having said that, as a client, always go for the top option. You aren't there for a good time, you're there for a GREAT time.

As for what *might* happen...

http://www.youporn.com/watch/274405/discreet-service-in-massage-parlor/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=409479&pos=3

 

[Pompal 09.]

Ok fine, if he's gross, maybe not. LOL

Ya, your youporn session was sooo bland, mechanical, & lacked creativity...LOL...*thumbs down*


hahaha

 

[ZeppelinOfLed Is In 2112]

umm yea .. i'm in agreement with MPAsquared on this one...... now for the $150 question,.. who at Muse would you recommend to "pop" cruch's MP cherry ? .. and Noooo ! not all the muse's would be ideal candidates

 

[wranglergirl1990]

zzj, u are too cute!

Oh Im waaay too bias to answer that!! Besides, the OP didnt say @ MUSE, he said SRM, lots of hotties there to choose from...maybe he has his eye on a hottie...or maybe he can tell us all his "type" so we can collectively find him his best match

 

[*w0wZ* [mALiSSa]

Small Blonde Eden - http://royalspa.ca/ladies/Eden/
Big Titty Blonde Jamie - http://royalspa.ca/ladies/Jamie/, Summer - http://royalspa.ca/ladies/Summer/

Small Brunette-?
Big Titty Brunette - Christina http://royalspa.ca/ladies/Christina/, Madison - http://royalspa.ca/ladies/Madison/, Sara - http://royalspa.ca/ladies/Sara/, Veronica - http://royalspa.ca/ladies/Veronica/

All give a great body slide, and personable, depending on your personality. I like brunettes with big titties, hence the greater options, but Eden, for a 95 pounder knocked me out with her body slide.

 

[Caroline M]

Oh, there are much better samples on youporn,but your local by-laws might have a thing or two to say about those kinds of slides. Plus, i'd hate for Cruch to go and see Paris asking for one of *those* sessions.

 

[Nacci]

IIRC you can send e-mails (the cheapest), handwritten letters (cost more but have a nice personal touch), and singing telegrams (most expensive). You can pay extra for flowers, teddy bears, etc to also be delivered with your message. Keep in mind that they can send your e-mail messages anywhere for no additional cost, but handwritten messages will cost more if it out province/country. Singing telegrams are only available within the message parlor area.