Observations...funny to me.

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I've been at this hobby for about a year now and I've come across some funny behaviour in myself that I'd like to share. Also wondering if this happens to anyone else.

1. Anytime I'm driving around, and I see a neon sign that says "open", I automatically think...is this a new MP that I don't know about?

2. Anytime I'm driving around and I see the word Spa in a window or wherever, I'm always checking to see if it's an MP...funny cuz sometimes they actually are really nice, upscale, legit spas..and I always wonder...maybe shit does go on there?

3. I'm with my gf and we drive by an MP, but she has no idea that we are driving by...I always make an effort not to look..but I always sneak a glance...

4. When I need to buy something for around $100 or more..I always say..hmm...I don't really need that...but I have no problems dropping $140 on a 1/2 hour session that really has no residual value afterwards...it's like giving money away.

5. My friends and I sometimes talk about MP's...some of them..I know go, and we discuss it once in a while. But then, there are others, where I can assume they've been before, I can sorta see it in their eyes. It's like playing a little game...wondering if they're just bullshitting about having never been before...cuz they seem to know a lot about it, that they say have heard from friends.

Well there you go....I dunno why i decided to share that, but there you go.

Anyone else do some of these things or am I just messed up. Well..I am messed up but it would be nice to know that you guys are just as messed up.

 

[decentg]

# 1,2,4 and 5, I do all the time.

Sometimes when my dad hugs me, I imagine its Alexis or Vanessa and try and make out with him.

Any of you guys ever do that?

 

[Pompal 09.]

lol

rusty...I don't think we've conversed yet but you are one hell of an interesting individual.

btw....I used to be a regular or Alexis'...

and to be honest...I used to think she was the sh*t. and you know what..she probably still is. She has a great personality...great service...great body..great everything....

but after a few times with her...and we get along AMAZINGLY...I just found her to be a little to routine like...no variations...I guess I just kinda grew out of her.

anyways..that's just my two cents

 

[Golf]

Hey Dissey,

I pretty much have the exact same opinion about Alexis, as you do. Except I dont find her routine to get tiresome at all. She's so incredibly gorgeous,nice, down to earth, a pleasure to talk to,fun,etc. Every session is amazing.

Just out of curiosity how do some of these girls make every session different? I mean there is only so much that could be done during a session.

 

[andrei v]

And here I am thinking I was the only one!!!!!!

 

[grandma zaza]

The couch is very nicey, although the rest sound kind of uncomfortable to me.

For Variety I go see Ramone and Brad. Cnd-Guy, you know the kind of variety those two studs offer.

 

[Wondrer]

i have the same habits/observations.....i remember the first time a friend mentioned he was considering bringing an escort back to the house we shared with two other rommomates in college...i told him no way...never to bring one to our house (he was irresponsible and might have gotten in trouble) but i was shocked to think i knew someone who was considering ...i was 19,ignorant, and sheltered (thankfully?) ...few years later some dude i knew from a bluegrass band i was playing with told me he hired one for a milestone birthday and he had a great time...i found him to be a slimy type to begin with (in many ways)but was still a little shocked when it was someone i knew......then i started noticing the ads in the back of the now and eye...then i took a bite...then another then started the hunting and noticing and browsing and planning and spending and regretting and altering financial obligations and priorities and lifestyle and health and legal and relationship risks and oh well....chicks are hot i'm stuck in my comfort zone....

 

[BritneyM]

Oh My God... YES... but I am worse... in college I always calculated everything re. how many lap dances and beer could I get for that... now it's how many massages (+nude) can I get and recently when I started dating again I would compare the cost of the dates to mp services in my mind, i.e. dinner cost 60$... and I got a kiss for it... DAMN should have gotten a topless massage instead... it's bad!

 

[~ Jenni ~]

There is a very simple explanation for these reactions that you seem to think are "funny" or odd.

---------- G U I L T ---------

Get over it.

Hobbying is perfectly normal behavior for men.

Men who do not hobby are simply more frustrated than those who do.

The other side of that is of course that men who do hobby, feel somewhat more guilty than those who do not.

Oh well, life is full of trade-offs. Hobbying is one trade-off I do not regret.

Cheers

 

[Steven Abdul]

No Rusty, when your Dad hugs me I just giggle and try to hide my erection.

Ditto. I cant honestly say I've had the same session twice. Each time she varies the pace, location and activities.

 

[mommyof1]

Cnd-Guy,

Sounds very kinky. Were there any gentlemen in the waiting room while you were being massaged? and if so, were those gentleman allowed to pleasure themselves to the sight of you and your MPA making sweet body slide love?

 

[Duke Powerhand]

First of all... What are you doing with my mind and could I have it back.

I couldn't have said it better. Don't you hate all the stores that have the sign, "SPAS and HOTTUBS"?

 

[Silkynsexy]

What I hate are gas stations that advertise "full service" and then don't provide.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hehheheheheheheh sadly, this is not too far from the truth. Just substitute in passion flakies for the fruit roll ups, and you're right on.

 

[canaan90]

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4. When I need to buy something for around $100 or more..I always say..hmm...I don't really need that...but I have no problems dropping $140 on a 1/2 hour session that really has no residual value afterwards...it's like giving money away.
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I need a new pair of basketball shoes so what do I do? I went and got a massage instead of going to Sport Chek. Now I'm stuck with my old pair of Reeboks.

 

[Shorty15c4]

Lost track on the number of times I've driven into a plaza because of a neon sign only to discover that it was a hair/nail salon or a tv/vcr repair shop.

It's like I have a radar for neon signs ...