Leila @ Serenity - itoftt

[Rachel]

Hey Folks, I'm a sporadic pooner who spends most of his time way out in Surrey. Over the past couple of years, I've been to SERENITY maybe a couple dozen times. I keep going back because I have pretty much always found the SP's there to provide very enjoyable experiences. That was until today. My hour with LEILA was the worst experience I've had there.
The Serenity rate is two browns and a green for one hour of FS.

I'll start off with a standard rating for Leila:
L-8.5
A-2.5
S-1.5

I gave her L-8.5 because there is no doubt that Leila exudes babe-osity.
The SERENITY web page,

http://bodyrubgirls.com/girls/leila/index.html

describes her as follows:

Age: 19
Hair: Long, brunette
Eyes: Brown
Ethnic: Hawaiian / Chinese
Stats: 5'2", 105pounds, 34B/24/34

A sexy petite cutie, new to the industry she's full of energy and stamina. Leila's ethnic background is Hawaiian and Chinese which has created one of our most beautiful and exotic ladies on staff. She's very tiny, but definitely has a feminine physique, with a 34B/24/34 she has tight little curves in all the right places.

I think this description is accurate except that I would put her at 22. And, importantly, I sure didn't see much energy or stamina in our session.

On to the A-2.5, S-1.5.
When she came into the room, I was in my boxers and she asked me if I wanted to begin with a massage. As I usually do at this early point in the session, I walked over to her and gave her a warm hug hoping she would reciprocate. Instead, she mechanically put her arms around my lower back for about two seconds and then pushed away. Then, in a cold, businesslike way, she informed me that this is how it works. The first half-hour of our session was going to be massage, and the fun stuff doesn't start until the second half-hour. I wouldn't say she was rude, but she was so cold and unfriendly that I was turned right off. I should also note that I have never had any other SP at SERENITY say that to me, let alone declare it so bluntly.
The thought of just getting dressed and leaving crossed my mind, but I decided that since I had already paid my hard earned cash, I might as well try to get some enjoyment out of this. So I laid on my back on the bed thinking to myself why am I paying this person that probably knows next to nothing about massage a brown and a purple for a half-hour massage? If I was interested in having a massage, I could have gotten a trained masseuse for a full hour for half that. Here it was, the first minute of the session, and I'm thinking 'This sucks.' After maybe five minutes, she insisted that I flip over on my stomach. Why not?, I thought. Again, the prospect of just getting up and leaving crossed my mind, but I decided to just flip over. The massage was mechanical, minimally competent, and entirely unsensual. Feeling awkward by the prolonged silences, I tried to start a conversation a couple of times, but things never went more than a few sentences. So I just laid there.
After about another 20 minutes, she said she was going to the bathroom, which took about five minutes. So I sat up on the bed, still in my boxers. Then she came out and removed her dress, but left her bra and panties on and walked toward me. I put me arms around her lower back and gently kissed her stomach; a dry kiss, of course. Then the cold, businesslike persona arose again. She tells me that she doesn't tolerate any wet kissing anywhere on her body and that she doesn't like to be touched. She went on to list some other restrictions that, at this point, went in one ear and out the other. Then she asks me, "Well, what do you want?". Again, I'm thinking, 'I just want out of this depressing situation'.
She had already pretty much eliminated anything I would be interested in, and I really didn't care any more at that point, so I just said "Surprise me." Finally, I said "How about some very mild domination?". So she put a cover on the little guy and we had some really lame roleplay for about ten minutes. She also gave me some really lousy CBJ and removed her bra.
I just wanted to come so I could leave so I began to fantasize and pretty much ignored the fact that she was there. You might say that I just mastubated and she provided some minor assistance. Ahhhhhh....I finally came. Then she said she was going to have a shower. So, 45 minutes into the one-hour session she finally removed her panties and headed for the shower. I wanted to ask her why she thought she needed a shower, but I decided, 'Don't bother. Just get cleaned up with a wet towel, get dressed, and get out of here'. So that's pretty much what I did.
In sum, I had a pretty lousy experience and would never repeat. If anyone out there in Poonerland was thinking about trying Leila at SERENITY, my advice is that unless you want a cold, clinical, minimal-activity experience, STAY AWAY. This being said, I'll end by emphasizing that SERENITY is not a lousy MP. I just had a really lousy experience with one SP there.
Take it easy.
Life goes on.

Norm

 

[Miki Takei]

I guess she does not want any business.

 

[Rusty Tonka]

Wow NORMNORM bad luck...

My only advice would have been to request a different girl. I've had similar situations where there didn't seem to be a "connection" with the MP attendant and just asked for a different girl. Usually the manager comes in and asks what's wrong, but I've never had a problem with changing ladies or getting my money back if there weren't any other ladies available.

But thanks for the heads up with this review.

 

[Lily<33]

I agree with Mike Hawk and Hardatwork. Don't take this bad attitude crap. Demand another girl. From previous reviews it seems that there are some good ones at Serenity. In any event Norm, thanks for the warning and better luck next time. Lots of great ladies out there!

 

[ISK8BMORE]

Thanks for your comments guys, I guess I've learned something out of this thread as well. I've always had the attitude of maintaining a low profile in a MP. But shitty service is shitty service. I should have ended it after her first blunt ultimatum and made a complaint right then before the session really started. Anyway, I called SERENITY and left a message for the owner to have a look at my review. That's all I can do now.
Live and learn.
Norm